Tuesday, October 12, 2004 (06:05:00)
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of eighty percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for fifteen minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear. "Ms. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Ms. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three."
"Ms. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to ninety-three and not have an enemy in the world."
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A friend of mine and I were rummaging through boxes at a local thrift store, looking for hidden bargains. We came across a collection of cassette tapes that was a series on the Biblical Feasts. I noticed the price for the series was only five dollars and thought it might be nice to have them. After looking at them for close to ten seconds, I put them back and walked away. My friend said, "I thought you were interested in those. Why did you put them back?" I replied, "The series appears to have been done by a Gentile." He respectfully nodded and we continued digging through boxes of second-hand treasures.