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I Smoke

Tuesday, March 30, 2004 (07:25:30)
[note: This is a sample from the Earl's World email list. Earl, a simple country man, asks child-like questions about the basics of our faith in an innocent, yet moving manner]

I got a make a c'fession. I smoke. Actually, I don't smoke. The cigarette smokes and I suck. I know it's wrong because it'll kill me dead and stuff like that. Pastor Fred says my body is the temple of God's Holy Spirit and smoking is bad. Pastor Fred is fat, but maybe he don't think that's not nearly as bad as smoking. I'm kinda skinny, but not nearly as skinny as my wife, Enid. Enid's real skinny. Pastor Fred says she is way too skinny, but I don't know what that means. Anyways, I smoke, or you know what I mean.

So what do I think about that?