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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's.  And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger.  And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate.  And woman gained pounds.

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An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church.  He came home and his wife asked him how it was.

"Well," said the farmer, "it was good.  They did something different, however.  They sang praise choruses instead of hymns."

"Praise choruses?" said his wife.  "What are those?"

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The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet.

She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it.  Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help...

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