Avraham (Abraham) wants to upgrade his PC to Windows XP.

Yitzhak (Isaac) is incredulous. "Pop," he says, "you can't run Windows XP on your old, slow 500mhz. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 1ghz with a minimum of 128 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows XP."

But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, 'God will provide the RAM, my son'.

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