A handyman, who was working for a Synagogue, had asked for a raise and wasturned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work.

First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in order to work therehe would have to answer one question. The priest asked, "Where was Jesusborn?"

The man answered, "Pittsburgh," and was thrown out on his ear.

He then went to a Baptist church. The minister told him that in order toget a job there he would have to answer a question. He was asked, "Wherewas Jesus born?"

The man answered, "Philadelphia." He was promptly tossed out.

Walking away he met the rabbi who was looking for him. The rabbi exclaimed,"The board approved your raise. Please come back immediately."

The man said to the rabbi, "I will come back only if you answer a question. "Where was Jesus born?"

The rabbi says, "Bethlehem".

"Of course!" cried the man. "I knew it was in Pennsylvania".

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